ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my sisters under your porch take her home
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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