i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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