Is it because I queefed?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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