Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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