i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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