Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
