Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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