You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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