That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
