Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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