Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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