yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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