I'm going to rape someone's good day.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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