Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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