Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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