Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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