I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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