Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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