question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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