We won't sleep together?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Be still, my beating vagina.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize