Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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