i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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