Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
