Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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