It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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