Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
