Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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