I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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