just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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