Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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