Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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