I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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