Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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