elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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