my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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