Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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