Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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