Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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