dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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