Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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