I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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