Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You dont lie about slip and slides
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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