"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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