he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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