What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
