i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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