YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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