Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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