Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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