Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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