In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
ugly people sure do ruin things
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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