Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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