I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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