So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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