Where is the hickey?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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