sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
