barbara walters just said penis...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
