Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Randomize
